Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
the chosen one
my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
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