my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
I watched this happen live god bless the grand final and god bless Australia
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
Somebody give this person a medal
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
The fall has begun.
THEY’RE BECOMING SELF AWARE.
Jesus, tag your porn people. Geez.
Came for the chocolate, stayed for the Tom Hiddleston gif.
let’s cuddle and watch netflix all night
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